Hey Guys and Dolls, I'm gonna start posting some of the dating advice I wrote for an online dating website based 'down-under' - lemme know what you think Enjoy:D
Subject: To date or not to date (Tips for before you even get to number closing.)
So this long legged beauty walks into a bar and you wanna go up to her and go in for that first hello and land yourself a date – well stop! Before you do, size her up, she’s already done the same to you! Want to save yourself the hassle of trying to fend off the ‘bunny boiler’ or try wrestle away from the crazy clingy pony obsessed librarian, well boys listen up, all its take is a few easy steps to help you land, pun intended, the girl-next-door!
Be observant, what is your potential date wearing? Now wait, I get it, most of you are like, ‘who cares, if I play my cards right she won’t be wearing anything,’... wrong!!!! For instance in a hotel or airport lounge, notice the women with the tan trench coat, killer heels and silky looking legs – your alert buttons should be going off. Why? It’s coz this lady is what you’d call Euro Class. She’s a beauty and she knows it, she likes the classy expensive stuff, so no cute dates talking a walk down the pier!!! No way, this type of woman, the Euro Class is high maintenance and unless you’re Clooney himself, like a challenge or don’t mind getting kneed then stay far away.
Next you and your mates go out for drinks to a bar and then you come across this super cute chick, she’s by the bar, nervously playing with her hair and smiling.... stop... what is she doing? If she’s simply texting on her phone or patiently waiting at the bar while chatting to one of her girlfriends then she could actually be your typical girl-next-door. Confused? Well you shouldn’t be, the Bunny Boiler is always very composed, super sexy not geeky or cute and always always confident, never shy! She’ll be the one sat in a sexy little black dress, smouldering gaze and a glass of champagne in her hand waiting for her next prey like the Black Widow. If you do have the balls to approach her, be warned things may not be so pretty afterwards.
So its lunch time on a Saturday and your talking your dog/friend’s baby (definitely a good number closing prop!) for a walk and you clock a hottie. You’re just about ready to muster up the courage and go in for the number close when she comes in first. The convo is going great, you know the, ‘Hi how are you? Great! Is that your dog? Yep his name is...uh?’ You’ve just had to stop because your target is sobbing!?!?! She’s busy mumbling about her dog Toto that died . . . hit by a car? What? This far too emotive target is classed as an Over Emo. Now this has nothing to do with black make-up or Goths, your target is a very sensitive emotional person and needs constant reassurance, love, care and attention. It’s almost like looking after a five yr old, so unless you’re ready with a box of Kleenex instead getting your phone – steer clear of this one.
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