Girl, I'd catch a Grenade for ya!

Ok so Bruno Mars has his number one song out called ‘Grenade’ .…. Did anyone else think of Jersey Shore when they heard the title of the song! I mean c’mon!!!! You gotta see what I mean. The Jersey shore-goers call a minging girl a ‘grenade’ and an utterly minging girl a ‘landmine’! lol!
I love me some shoreness, including; ‘It’s T-shirt time, Oh yeah party yeah, Cabs are here, Let’s GTL, Oh yeah this girl is DTF’ and finally ‘ Meatballs, juicehead, gorillas!!!’
Ps - my fave JS person is Jenny 'JWOWW' Farley. Yeah i said it!

Anyway in the spirit of fun, here’s Bruno Mars…. You know the name of the song!

Go, go Gadget Fever... errrr, not likely!

So anyone who knows me, knows that I have a bad rep when it come to computers and recent decent technology. It’s coz I literally live inside the black hole of technological things All those old skool computers, computer games – they are for me, not any of this new stuff! What I mean by this is that I literally short circuit shit, set off alarms coming in and out of shops ( even without having bought something for there or any other place) and I crash computers. Someone said that i‘m like the human version of an EMP ( Electro magnetic pulse!) Nawwwwwwwwww man that’s just wrong and way harsh!!!!!!! He also said that maybe the machines from the Terminator movies came back and tried to kill me but failed but did get me a lil which is why I’m kinda slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! I was like WTF! Lol!
Well it’s not true, I mean I dnt short circuit phones or DVD players or internet waves, I just seem to carry a weird field of static electricity with me and maybe attract computer virus – ah, who knows????

WTF is with the sunshine..... it's actually blinding! I think in all the snow, hail, rain and cloud Ive become a Cullen and have forgotten what sunshine is!!!!!

I like it tho... (now that my eyes have adjusted 20mins after stepped into the LIGHTTTT)
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So basically... you just need to bog off!

Oh so Im completely fed up! To the core!!! Plus this predicament of mine is just so unfair!!!! Let me explain! So not to toot my own horn but Ive always been told that Im kinda pretty. So anyway some people live in the good-looking ‘bubble’, (one of Liz Lemon’s bf s in 30 Rock! Season 1 will know what I’m talking about!) you get student price cinema tickets, free entry into clubs and people are just generally nicer to you! So why is it that, me being my kinda pretty self attract CRUSTY, CONK, FRESHIE, FRESH men (usually black but some just look homeless!!! No joke, dnt laugh!) who always try to chat me up, and not in a nice way!
Ha, its usually just on the street, where they shout at me ('eh, oh hunny, baby, come talk to me. Why you running aways? wifey, sugar...) and expect miracles! They also then proceed to be extra weird and freakin follow me …… like yesterday!!!! *HUGH BIG SAD SIGH*
Whatever happened to the cute guy, who is dressed well, has a sexy voice, nice hair, looks like he smells amazing and has a job ( therefore not a student!) See that is the type of attention I wouldn’t mind, that guy… he could scream at me in the street!

Celebrity Spottage

Oh and while we're on the subject of 'the Celebrity', lol, I make them sound like game to be hunted in the wild... Katie Price's break-up with her husband of 11 months, Alex Reid IS NOT FREAKING NEWS!!!!! Of course entertainment news, in the entertainment section but not normal, viable news!!! So people should stop! And twitter her or something if they wanna find out more!
PS... no I did not spot her!

Celebrity Spottage!

Ok so this is my 100th post yay!!! crack the champers!
Anyway with this celebrity spottage thing, I think it might just sometimes be titled "People on the telly, are on the street!" coz the guy Im going to mention isnt really a celeb, maybe by BBC standards but defo not normal ones!
Sooooooooooo I spotted Dominic Littlewood from BBC programs like Saints and Sinners and BBC's The One Show on the way to work on Curtain Road! Who? You may ask, check out the photo.. duh!!!! hehehe but oi wait!Makes me think there are either sinners lurking around shoreditch,aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhaha!!!!


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Go big or go home!

The biggest day in any woman’s life will usually be her wedding day or giving birth… I’d go for wedding day but big doesn’t even describe a travellers wedding, they go big or they go home!
So yeah, last night I caught the Channel 4 TV show(YouTube) – My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. I watched the 2nd episode out of 6 and it chronicles the lives of either Roma or Irish ‘travellers’. I put that inverted comas as not all move about /live in caravans but still classify themselves as part of the community known as travellers.
Most people seem to apparently know very little about them hence why most of the people on the show have agreed to go on the show. They have fancy big puffy expensive heavy wedding dresses ( all with highly dubious style sense and colour), live in actual caravans ( some now choose to live in houses), have extremely high morals and well keep to themselves. The highest concentration of travellers is up north around Bolton and Liverpool but there are some in the west of London, which to be honest I was surprised by.
The problem I have with this high morals stuff/ strict rules stuff is that the girls dress like freaking charlatans!!!! I mean sure they are not allowed to be left alone with a boy or her reputation will be ruined, sure they are not allowed to drink before marriage, sure most girls stop school at either 11-16 so that they can help raise their abundant number of siblings and yeah sure once wed the girls ( by choice) will stay at home and be a good wife but c’mon their clothes are wholly inappropriately short!

The ‘culture’ it seems is very 18th century, girls have chaperons when they go out with a man, even ones that are engaged. They girls live by the real ol’ skool rule of being literally passed onto their new husband leaving their families for the first time to go and live within their new home. I mean its daunting for most women and the vast majority are actually aged between 15-19, depending on when they find someone they want to marry. This one couple called Josie and Swanley, 16-19 respectively got married in this second episode. They seemed to love each other which was rather lovely. The earlier they get married the better it is think because they can live out their young girl dream. I did see this one girl who got married at 22( which is considered to be old) she was freaking scared and I think it’s because the reality of her getting married hit her harddddddddddd on the day! I think younger the girl, the less illusion is shattered. I still get a ‘je n’ai sais quoi’ feeling about the lifestyle but its not the culture is not mine. I call it a culture not because I think it is even tho a way of life of culture, Im just saying it to be PC!
I'll keep ya'll posted as I watch the series! There's more stuff to come such as talking about how weddings are like one massive date for the young people, grabbing ( what travellers call their pulling technique.. yep it is literal) and well how people today react to travellers!

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