Friday 27 August 2010

Funny Advert

This is hilarious, especially the part with the guy who has major thick glasses is in the goal post!!! Italians are funni, hehehehehe!

CLICK THE TITLE LINK TO SEE IT - IT'S JOKES!!!!!!

:D
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Urban Tales

Ok so travelling on trains in the morning you see women doing their make-up and such and some people ( mostly men) give you this look which translates to 'urgh, just get up early enough!'
I will admit, that I too am guilty of having a quick fumble with a mirror and some mascara but men, just deal with it who cares!!! I’m sure you’d prefer to see us pretty rather than pretty-ugly! But this tops all that make-up doing coz I saw some dude putting on his socks!!!!! 'You wake early enough, douche!!!!'

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Summer Choons 2010




So all holidays have their summer tunes right!!!! Well here’s a list of mine favourite Summer 2010 choons, hope you enjoy them coz I did!!!!!I have added two videos because I didn’t know which on to choose :D

1. Mondo - Cesare Cremonini (he’s Italian)
2. Misery – Maroon 5
3. Back it up - Caro Emerald (she’s a Dutch jazz singer)
4. Feels better than Love – Hurts ( this one I’m not so keen on but it was played everywhere!! They sound a bit Pet-Shop Boys(ish)
5. Replay – Iyaz ( dnt ask, I dnt know – Italians seem to love this)
6. Hot n Fun - N.E.R.D ft Nelly Furtardo
7. Oooooo I missed one - for any 'teenage-angst(ty) people out there try listening to Broken Heart College, there album is called Class Of 2010!

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Which team will you pick?

Helllooooooooo!!!!
Ok so I was told to blogaboutitbtch so I am!
Here is the new marketing campaign from Cadbury's and it’s such a cool idea - apparently my friend said that she’s even more inspired to follow marketing after seeing it! It such a great way to create unity, make new friends and well, eat chocolate while having some fun exercise! So now I'm LOVING it tooooo :D
Also in light of Cadbury's sponsoring the Olympics/ Para-Olympics, it reminds me that yesterday while on the tube, I saw an ad talking about volunteering to work during the games, all I can say it that I'M DOING IT( I’ll let you know more about the site and info later when I volunteer!) Can you imagine all the people, the competitors, it'll be crazy and it would be the first games that I would actually attend!! That excites me! yay!
In the mean time, I leave you with this TV ad from Cadbury’s Spots v Stripes campaign, choose a team!!!! :D

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Tuesday 24 August 2010

Music!

OK! In light of the World Cup being in South Africa and all that jazz of course they are export some stuff like fashion designers, chefs and musicians. Well I was chilling out after my Italian affair and watching MTV and this cool song comes on called Sun I my Pocket. It’s like this electro-pop kinda sound and the guy is like 18 yrs old or something and kinda cute! So anyway here’s the video and there’s a nice surprise at the end of the music video!!! Also click the title link to learn more about them - they are related to the late great Charlie Chaplin!!! Cool or wat?
:D
This is Locnville from South Africa with 'Sun in my Pocket'

Wednesday 18 August 2010

Herrooooooooo

Hey people! Sorry the blog has been sparse lately, I've been enjoyin the Italian weather!!! Not to worry tho, I am back and shall be posting loads of stuff on, even I-talian grafitti(is that how you spell that??? Reading/ trying to speak Italian has mucked up my mind!!!)
I'm goin into shops in this country and saying 'Inglese' which means 'English'! Ha! Im not used to people being able to speak english... wierd!!!


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Wednesday 4 August 2010

Did you know that the rapper T.I's real name is..............
Clifford Joseph Harris Jr.
I didn't but now we all do!(lol, if you wanted to know, all you'd have to do is Google him - ahahahahahhahaha!)



xxxo

Google this....

When I was thinkin bout starting my blog, I needed some info so I typed 'How to..' into Google and the first option I got was'...get pregnant!'
Now for some strange reason I dnt think people needed to be informed of how to do this but actually having said that, I was watching Bizarre ER on BB3 using the iplayer and apparently this couple couldnt get pregnant. Ha! You'll neva guess why!?!?!?! It's coz he kept ejaculating into his wife's belly button!!!!


xxxo

GrafTTi

Fad diet are for Brides, as blogging is for postgraduates.

Tuesday 3 August 2010

Muzikkkkkkkkkkkkkk Flashback!!!!



Enjoy!!!
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Chat-up Lines cont...

Ok so the reason I thought of writing about chat-up lines is because I remembered one that had happened to me and rather than being repulsed or pissed off, I was simply confused, yes, thats right CONFUSED!! And here’s why…..
I was out once with some friends, looking all cute as you do when you go out and I was by the bar, I’d just bought a drink and while waiting for a friend to come back from the loo, I notice this guy. He was smiling and trying to make eye-contact but I tried to evade his glare but so as not to be rude I half-heartedly smiled and looked away (no eye contact tho) …. He didn’t get the drift and came over, stood in front of me, smiled, stuck his hand in his drink, took out an ice cube and proceeded to lob it at the floor breaking it into small ice pieces….. ‘I’ve broken the ICE, so now we’re free to talk!!!!!!!’ All I said was…’Wow, that is literal!’ And walked off!

Yes folks, he literally 'Broke the ice!'

Chat-up Lines!!!!!

Ok, so it’s already hard for guys to sum up the courage to talk to girls, hence why the chat-up line was invented. Some are diabolical, ‘ Your father must have been a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!’
Ha, yeah right! And then there’s some that are indeed more heinous than that first one, i.e. absolutely diabolical. These will either make you cringe, laugh or to be honest. . . cry:-

"Do you believe in 'love at first sight'? Or do you want me to walk by again?"

"Hi - I lost my number, can I have yours?"

AHAHAHAHAH!!! OK SO THIS IS JOKES - I JUST GOOGLED CHAT-UP LINES AND FOUND THIS GUY - CLICK ON THE TITLE TO BE LED TO SOME OF THE WORSE!!! LINES EVA!!! (THANKS DOCTOR COCKNEY!!!)

With every “issue” of life there’s a good song so I picked Lily Allen Can’t Knock ‘Em Out!!!

Love is in the AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Awww so the cutest things( in terms of love) have happened this week in the world of the celeb!
Alicia Keys married her soon-to-be baby daddy Swizz Beatz. (Kelsy Klinton...... lol, from Rush Hour's end credits!!!!!!!) Nah Chelsea Clinton married her Wall Street honey in an estimated $2 million wedding (both brides were wearing ...dun dun duunnnnnn, Vera Wang!) and well the the Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky chose sexy hot-blooded salsa man Roberto Martinez to be her man!!!!(Click on Love is in the AIR!!! to read more about Ali and Roberto from the Daily Mail!)
How exciting...
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