Urban Tales

Ok so travelling on trains in the morning you see women doing their make-up and such and some people ( mostly men) give you this look which translates to 'urgh, just get up early enough!'
I will admit, that I too am guilty of having a quick fumble with a mirror and some mascara but men, just deal with it who cares!!! I’m sure you’d prefer to see us pretty rather than pretty-ugly! But this tops all that make-up doing coz I saw some dude putting on his socks!!!!! 'You wake early enough, douche!!!!'

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Urban Tales

Sometimes, I look at men and think ‘My God, I just wanna slap you in the face!’
So I was on the train this morning and this typical chubby beer-gut of an English man sits next to me ( yes, indeed I do know this is England, I shouldn’t have been perturbed but I just freakin’ was) All I see is this man sit down and then flip straight to the sports pages of the Metro and well my blood just boiled!!! I was like that’s all you want to read/ look at pictures of!!! All I could see was a foolish looking Lampard (maybe Gerrard) on a bike looking like a t**t. This is why people are stupid!

( This reminds me of Dawn Porter's Lemon Story! – want to read it look here - http://dawnporter.wordpress.com/ )